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God Saw You Hungry...
The Top 8 Dominatrix Pick-Up Lines
25 Things We Sudda Done BEFORE the Bush Inauguration
Every Man's Dream
The "Spin Cycle" Is Her Social Life!
Don't Let Them Start Young With These...
Don't Be Shy...
You Know Youre Addicted to Coffee When...
This Is What Can Happen If You Masturbate TOO Much!!!
Only Half!!!
Is It Work?!?!?!
Who's That?!?!?!
Shopping For Men's Clothes
Togather At Last
Sweet Dreams, JC
You might be a Democrat if...
You might be a Republican if...
Dubya and Satan Worship
Dubya's Christmas Party!
What A Friend We Have In Jesus?!?
Lawyers On Trial
The Imperial March
Rock On Dubya
Election 2004 - The People Have Spoken!
Dubya Coronation
Four Moron Years
The Top 8 Unintentional Sex Headlines
Moses's Other Job
Dog Owner Warning
While *U* Were Gone...
Melancholy Baby??
All He Thinks About!
Done With Men
Adjusted to Prison Life
Longer Than You'd Believe
Comments About Sex
I Need Another Drink!
Stroke it, Baby...
Things That Will Never Happen...#57
Mission Accomplished
Leave ME Alone
The American Very Civil War
The American Voter - 2004
PMS Barbie
It's Not Just Humans...
Michael Has Mad Cow Disease
Priceless Moments At Your Birthday Party
It's Not How Deep You Fish...
Fun In The Cold
Simple Harmonic Motion
Your Kids Might Have Inherited Your Kink If...
No, I Don't Have Alzheimers...
Beware of the HotDog Man
Welfare Barbie
When Life Was Good!
Senior's Waterskiing
The 50 Dumbest Things President Bush Said in His First Term
Friends Don't Let Friends...
Comments To Make You Think
Now Would You...?!?!?!?
See My Friend Behind Me...
Michael Says I'm Innocent
Affection At Home
Redneck Sex Quiz
Quotations from women about women . . . . . .
Science From 3rd Graders
Save The Rabbi
First Draft of Bush's Inaugural Address
Top Signs You're A Slut.....
The Top 7 Beginner Sex Mistakes
Attach Of The 50ft Neo-Con
Corporate Criminal
The Amazing Claude
Drawbacks to Working in a Cubicle
Technology - The Way It Used To Be
Saddam Has Good News
Best Way To Get Your Cookies
Ring Of Fire
Michael Jackson Daycare Center Ad
A Girl Like You
Nothing Beats A Royal Flush
Dubya Da Clown
Whats Heaven Like
Project Managers
Proud Mothers
Open All Night
It's IRS Time Again
Not a damned wink
A Bad Case Of Tennis Balls
It's all about attitude!!!!!
The Girl With Something Extra
Flying United?!?!?
Redneck Hearse
I'm Not An Asshole
Hug-A-Jug - 2005
Third Times A Charm
Darling, We Need 2 Talk
OJ Goes Trick o'Treating!
Your Last Time-Out
A New Right Arm
Kentucky Love Poem
How To Make A Horse Happy!
How Was The Weather
I Give 100%
Reading Body Language
The Shadow Of The Devil
What Did That Sign Say??
Sometimes I Don't Think I Deserve You
Santa On Vacation
Love Is...
Apparently Sit Ups Build More Than Abs
Free Demonstration
Quote of the Century
The Advantages Of Insomnia
The Signs Tell The Story
WWKJ
Bill Clinton's Secret - Cause and Effect
Porn For The Deaf
Lessons That Pain Teaches
Stop Looking At My Cock!
Sobriety Test For The Ladies
Call Me
Top 10 Rejection Lines given by Women
The Top 10 New Year's Sex Resolutions
New Years Ponderings
Noah in 2005
Fun With Lawyers
Special Payment Arrangements
50 Bucks A Pop
The Smell Of Hot Bacon
THE GOLDEN YEARS HAVE COME AT LAST
Outsourcing
Father, I Had Sex Today
The Vibrator Zone
Top 10 MOST BRILLIANT MARKETING BLUNDERS
All We Ever Do...
If This Is Heaven...
A Woman OF Few Words!
You Got Male!
Name Your Penis
Why Fishin' Is Better Than Making Love
Stress Reduction Kit
Modern Day Flying
The Bottom Line For The New Year - 2005!
Simple Logic!
Turn Out The Light!
New Years Resolutions You Can Keep
Getting Used To Life Out Of Prison
What They Say - What They Mean!
Ten Signs He Wants To Get Laid
Ahhhhh, Sweet Poetry
Suck On These
Crossing Over - With John Edwards
All I Need to Know about Life I Learned From a Snowman
It's Not That Long
Close Encounters Of The Third Kind???
The Polar Bear Is Really a Brother
I Aim To Please
How Ronald Reagan Belongs On Mount Rushmore
Michael Jackson's ID Card
Oh Mamma...
Great Thinkers Of Our Time
Built In Cup Holder
New Florida License Plate
Mad Cows Revenge!
Ask The War President!
T'was The Week After Christmas
The New Coke Plus!
Doesn't Look Like This Wedding Is Getting Off To a Good Start
REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME....
Monkeys And Horses
Martha Stewart....Living??
Don't Use Helium
Make Love, Not War - Leadership By Example!
Being Held Hostage by Hormones
Dubya - In Their Footsteps
Dubya's Christmas Card - 2004
Loaded With Self Doubt
Santa at College
Parking Lot Rules For Last Minute Christmas Shoppers
Why Women Would Love Being Santa Claus
The Smith House!
Santa Ran Out Of Presents
Santa Meets Modern Architechture
Christmas Trivia
Holiday Eating Tips
Next Years Christmas Card
The top 13 ways to confuse Santa Claus
The Real Twelve Days Of Christmas
A Christmas Hug For You
Just A Little Hello This Christmas
The Great American Snow Ball Fight - 2005
Santa's Nite Before Christmas
HOW TO TELL IF YOU'RE THE GRINCH
Christmas Funnies
Have You Heard About The Christmas "CHET" ?
ACLU Alert Reason For The Season
Rudolf's Revenge
Memo from Santa
You Can't Leave Me Now....
Save Santa The Trip
Santa's Favorite Not So Little Helper
My Christmas List
Happy Reindeer For Your Lawn
Something for him
Santa Has Your Xmas Present
Sitting on Santas Lap
A Little Christmas Pussy
Looking For His Xmas Present
A serious question
Our Friendship Is A Christmas Tree...
Why Santa Could NOT Deliver The Presents This Year
Doggy Xmas Wish
No Hard Feelings!
Dubya's Foreign Policy
Pass Along A Poinsettia - 2004
Do You Like My Christmas Necklace?
Merry Christmas From The Men
Santa Ho!
Santa Is A Breast Man
Iraqi SUV Juice
Merry Christmas From The Ladies
Santa Had A Wild Night
Problem for Santa
U Can Sit On Santa's Lap OR.....
The Dumbest Things President Bush Said in 2004
I Don't want to go to School
10 Rejection Lines From Both Men And Women
Dubya - Daddy's Lil Boy!
The Seven Dwarves of Menopause
Gulf Wars - Clone Of The Attack
Prison VS. Work
Hilarious Words of Wisdom!!!
You've Come A Long Way, Baby!?!?
Lance Armstrong's Mailbox
One Hit Too Many
Male Premonition
How To Address The Ball!?!
Every Man's Dream Wedding
Dubya's Fear Factor
Islamic Truth
A Word To The Wise!
Sounds Like Fun!
High-Resolution Scanning
New Barbie For 2004
Liar Liar
The Amish Virus
Knock-Knock
What Every Guy Loves!
Choking The Chicken
Ladies, Never Let Your Cat Hear You Say This!
Will Masturbation Make You Go Blind?
Giving Thanks
American Pathetic
Clinton Gets Away With Everything
Memories From The Clinton Campaign
Is Kerry's wife actually Dustin Hoffman?
BORN AGAINity
More Club Required
Republican Teletubbies
Let Me Be Your Postage Stamp
Uncle Dubya's Rice
Bush - George Bush, Dubya07
Longevity Secrets
GOP Presidential Ticket - 2008
The Doctor Is In!
A Love Story/Tragedy For The 21st Century
Condoleezza's Secret
How Dubya Starts Each Day In His New Administration!
Why We Send E-Mail
~ The Good Wife Guide ~
Time For Some Polident!
The New Louisiana State Quarter
Milking The Cow?!?!?
The New Kansas State Quarter
The New Nevada State Quarter
The Official Pardoned Turkey of 2004
The Official Vehicle Of The Bill Clinton Library
Elections - 1860 Vs 2004
Rednecks Know Candles Always Set The Romantic Mood
Bill Clinton On Arab Policy
This Is The Reason Why Women Want Men To Always Put The Seat Down
Ashcroft's Great Mission
Clinton Campaign Poster
The Perfect Woman
That's Reality
I Wonder Where They Buried The Rest Of His Body
This Little Bear Cares!
I Mean What I Say!
Milk Me
How Kerry Could Have Won The Election
Dubya's Vision
Thats All Folks!!!!
It's Amazing What Viagra Can Do
I Don't Ask For Much In A Woman
The Values Of American Voters
Memo From God
Can I Get A Recount??
Be Careful What You Wish For!
Down Buddy...DOWN
A Note To Democrats
Hmmmmm ... Seems Ronald Is A Breast Man
My Dog Likes You
The LONG Lost Debate Notes
New Money - The RIGHT Way
The Right Stuff
Kerry's Lousy Timing
Osama's Misplaced Rant
The Kerry Edwards Breakfast
John....Who??
George W. Bush gives a one-fingered victory salute.
Dubya's New North America
Welcome To Jesus Land!
Dubya, Got Wood?!?!?!
Ring...Ring! Dubya's Calling
Dubya Plans To Heal America!
TIME Magazine - Nov. 2004
Yeehaaw! Four More Years!
How Can 59 Million People...
If Only...
One Crazy Pilot
First Things First
Hillary - 2004
Celebrity Dicks
The Wit and Wisdom of Dan Rather - 2004
I'm John Kerry...
Doing The Recount Dance
Man In A Can
That's All We Have, Kerry
Forget About It, Dubya
Peace And Quiet
Best Sex Ever
The Look Of A Loser
Kerry's Winning Campaign Slogan
Hope It Brightens Your Day
Flashing As An Olympic Sport
Good Looking, Damn Smart People!
What Dubya Thinks Of America
Sexy Snack
Still Got A Big Butt!
Darth Cheney
Queer Eye for the Crooked Guy
Barbara Bush - A Beautiful Mind
Pampered Pets?!?!?!?
A Gift That Lasts Forever
It Just Isn't Halloween...
Trick Or Treat?!?!?
Kerry Reports For Duty
Where A Guys Mind Is
How To Make Your Woman Smile
Dumb 'n Dumber
Lick Dubya In '04
The Joy Fairy!
Doing The Work For Others!
Subliminal Advertising
Bill Clinton's DNA
The John Kerry Pumpkin
Just Ask The Pope About Dubya
Things Women Never Say
Why Is It That Most Guys Like M & Ms
The Perfect Woman For Phone Sex
George W. Bush or Chimpanzee?
Priceless Moments For Dubya
Dubya's Vision Of Himself
When Dubya Looks In The Mirror...
Return of The King!
Have A Happy Day!!!
Dubya Razin His Daughters
The New PC For Women
Just Do It Like...
New Software For Women
Bill & Hillary at Show and Tell
John Kerry - Priceless
Which Dubya Is Right For You?!?!?
Passing the "Global" Internet Test!
For The Man Who Can't Find His ASS With BOTH Hands...
Dubya's Reality Check
A PC For The Ladies!!!
Love Is Blind!
Bald IS Best!?!?!?!?
Let's Get Ready To RUMMMMMBBBLEEEE......
Dubya's Debate Notes
Starr Wars
Lost More Than Just Her Fare
It Does Have A Mind of Its Own
A Two-Picture Deal
How John Kerry Won The Debates
Dubya Hears Internets Rumors
Sometimes You Just Gotta Cool Things Off
What Do You Say...?!?!?!?
Everyone Needs A Little Hanky Panky!
This Little Piggy...
Who Wants To Be President??
What The Bush Twins Should be Wearing
Dubya And The Global Test
Lovers Forever
Bill Clinton's White House Portrait
The Plumber On His Throne
Why The Crash Test Dummies Really Crashed
Honor The Dress Code
Testing Your Politics - Test 2
Testing Your Politics - Test 1
A Real Headache!
Dubya as a cheerleader
Funny Tips for a Happy Marriage
It's My Fault
Rants - Volume 1
Bumper Stickers For 2004
Football analysis by a blonde
Can't You Knock....
Find A Better Word...
You Promise...
Our Mother
Timing Is Everything
Ask Me ANY Question!
Here's How You Do It, Son
The Rescuing Hug!!
Signs Of Our Times
How Dubya Made His Beer Money
Dubya's Insurance Policy
Hillary's Big Secret
The New And Improved IRS
Murphy Laws For Frequent Flyers
Too Many Lawyers
So This is What "Poor Planning Is"
Welcome To Arkansas
Dubya's Days In The National Guard
A Toast To Kissing
Great Moments In Self-Delution
When You Got It...
The Bill Clinton Memorial
The George W. Bush Legacy
The New Springtime Treat
The Friendship Ball
A Minor Adjustment
A Topless Chick
Forgetfulness
The Best Picture Ever
The Top 13 Surprises in Victoria's Secret's New Spring Line
Happy St. Particks Day!
Be Careful What You Ask For!
United Nations Joke
Construction Girl
Funny Signs Seen in Bathrooms
But it's platonic...
Remote Controls for the 21st Century
When Did...
The Friendship Rainbow
The Facts Of Life
Why Men Wear Clothes
The 7 Second Prayer
Proverbs - The Funny Version
Dubya Luvs Saddam
Hot Love In A Cold Place
I Need Something To Read...
Not For My Daughter!
Caught In The Act
CLASSES FOR MEN
Importance of Sex Ed
CURE FOR SUNBURN
It Depends Whose Hands It's In
Waiting At The Light
New Management
A GREAT TRUE/FLASE RESEARCH
What every woman wants...
Bed Time Reading
An Optical Illusion
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned....
Halifax Beer Cooler
Things You Don't See Every Day!
I'll Have What He Had!
Gift Certificate
Time On Me
I Don't Feel Very Well
F. R. O. G.
Magic Internet Phone
The Examination
Who Really Knows...
Good Morning, God!
Smile For The Camera
Dubya's Graduation Photo
The Life Of The Democratic Party
That's My Boy!!!
Courtroom Funnies
20 WAYS TO KEEP YOUR SANITY
Britney Spears - Doggy Style!!!
The San Fransisco Iron Man Competition
Funny Questions to Ponder?
The New Corporate Drug Policy
Actual Newspaper Headlines - Part 3
A New Sugar Substitute
Actual Newspaper Headlines - Part 2
Why Women Who Know, Prefer....TIDE!!
The Room
NEVER SAY TO A COP
An Iraqi Memorial
Tennis Anyone??
The Jesus Test
If Men Designed Skirts!!!
Proof There's Life On Mars
Bumper Stickers
Top Oxymorons
The Four Candles
The *U* in Jesus
Don't Tell...
A WOMEN'S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK
Did You Know - Vol. 3
The Blond And The Milkman
The Hotel Bill
New Names For Viagra
A Very Oral Frog
Two alligators
HOUSE FOR SALE
Just Between Us!!!
Have A Nice Day!!!
Having A Bad Day??
Snappy Answers
Out Sick Today
The Trouble Tree
4 You
The Bill Clinton Sandwich
Bubba And His Lawsuit
WHAT DOES LOVE MEAN?
Can You See The Baby??
ORAL SEX -- AN ODE TO LOVE
Priceless Moments With Your Pet!
Red Roses
I Hate Violence!
Hello!
Three Wishes
JUST SUPPOSE...
This is my prayer...
Mary had a little lamb...
Feelings...
101 Most Romantic/Passionate/Sweet Things To Do For Your Mate
Older Than Dirt!!!!
ACHOOOOOOOOO!
How to say 'I love you' in 25 languages.....
TEST FOR DEMENTIA...
THE PRAYER I SAY MOST OFTEN
A. A. A. D. D. - Yep!!! Can Relate
GOD LIVES UNDER THE BED
What Am I???
It Hurts
The Spring 2004 Hug War
Between Friends
Attitude
Assicons
I WANT TO TELL YOU LIES
My Baby Picture
THE MOST POPULAR GUY IN PRISON
Ribbon for Iraq.
30 YEARS MAKES A BIG DIFFERENCE
The Date
The 5 Kinds Of Sex
The Creation
God Bless You and Yours
Aussie Windaz
Just checking in on you...
The Sexy Housewife
The Marbles
A SAD PASSING
God's Boxes
Kids Test Papers
Interesting Facts TV Guide Never Told You!
The Dangers of Flu Season!
.....Dart Game...
His And Her's
What Is A Bitch??
A Brief History!
Learning To Delegate!
Don't Step on the Ducks!
THIS IS A SIMPLE TEST.......
Ideas For A Happy Life
Onions and Christmas trees
A Prayer For Our Troops
The Hardware Store
ONESTONE, THE INDIAN BRAVE
Real Friends And Pooh Hugs
Some Sex Q & A for the day
The Barbershop
That's Why I'm Worried
More Comfortable
Just Joking!!!
Dancing With Dubya On Valentines Day - 2004!
Angel Hugs!
A Texas Blessing
Keep The Motor Running!
Just For Tonight!
Ain't it So?
I Promise To be Your Friend
Politically Correct
Management Training
Dubya And The Little Boy
Ten dollars is ten dollars
This is the sacred RED ROSE
Monicas Party Talent
The Odd Couple III
I Love A Good Nurse
THE DIAGNOSIS
A "Kid's Approved" Super Bowl Halftime Show
Six Inches!
You're a Keeper
WalMart Urinalysis
A Way To Change The World
Every Man's Car
I said a Valentine prayer for you
The Kissing Game
What are you going to tell your Sunday School class?
My E-Mail Prayer
This is worth reading...
Riding The Rapids
Bad Valentines Day Lines
The Love Chain
Livin In Alaska
ER Visits
The Short Order Cook
A PC For NASCA Dad's
Sex Education
Ethel And The Nursing Home
The Road of Life
Power Outage
What would you do...
Pooh Friends And Hugs
Greetings From the Governor
Message From Iraq - Pass It On
This is absolutely Priceless!
REMEMBER 1957?
Lucky Star Of Midnight
Pooh And Piglet
Marriage Funnies
The Trouble With On-Line Dateing
Will You Be My Valentine - 2004
The Little Elf
A Star Is Born
The Help Desk
Actual Newspaper Headlines
Did You Know - Vol. 2
Do-It-Yourself Handyman!
Old-fashioned Fun
The Blue Man
The New Bush Money
A Dump To Be Proud Of!
Did You Know - Vol. 1
I Said, Behave!
Star Light, Star Bright...
Dont you Hate It When That Happens???
Why Bush Wants To Go To Mars
Priceless Moments At the Beach
Expelled From School
Who's Bob??
Good Girls Vs Bad
The Presidunce of the United States
Priceless Moments At The Car Wash
If John F. Kennedy and Marilyn Monroe had a daughter...
How Bill Clinton Spends His Days
Wishful Thinking
I Love Your E-Mail
Spending Time in Texas
Priceless Moments Proving You're Stupid
The Truth About The Tit Pic
Political Points To Ponder!
No Verdict Yet...
Conficous Say
EMERGENCY EXIT
Priceless Moments In Sharpshooting
What is the truest definition of Globalization?
To My Child...
The Sacred Blue Rose
Priceless Moments In Arab Protests
CAMPAIGN SLOGANS FOR GEORGE W. BUSH
Super Ball - 2004
Alone on A Deserted Island
I'm Glad You Are My Friend
I'm So Hot
Priceless Moments In The War On Terror
Fast Food
Yesterday
To My Special Friends
Love is a Funny Thing
FOOTBALL IN THE DEEP SOUTH!
The Amazing Claude
Of All My Friends...
Republican or Democrat?
AN OLD COUPLE AT THE DOCTORS
PREGNANT
I Told You...
Doggy Style
EVERYTHING I NEEDED TO KNOW ABOUT LIFE I LEARNED FROM A JIGSAW PUZZLE
The Doc And The Vet
Let The Punishment...
In The Beginning...
The Sacred Pink Angel
Church Marquees
Polish Divorce
ARE YOU JESUS?
G U I D A N C E
For You
Who is to blame?
Twas the Night...
Interesting History
ANGEL KNOCKING AT THE DOOR
I Think He's Gone For Good
Of All My Friends...
I Pray You Are Blessed!
List to focus our future on
The First Day of School
Bible Sales
Great Quotes by Great Ladies!
One Good Turn...
The Old Phone
I Asked God...
I Don't Wanna...
Straight Eye For The Queer Guy!
Why Women Cry...
When you know you've failed as a parent...
The Dubya Medal Of Honor!
You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When...
Gentle thoughts for today
Mad Cow, Men And Milk!
Where I learned it all!
Overheard At The Local Bar
Man's Best Friend?
The Latest In Men's Fashions
HELLO!
You Are So Blessed!
Time To Get A Hair Cut
Going For A Ride
Just saying "Hi".....
1000 Hits A Month
Reference for Gutless Dictators
If you think life is bad.....
You Might Be A Redneck - Part Four
You Might Be A Redneck - Part Three
You Might Be A Redneck - Part Two
You Might Be A Redneck - Part One
How To Massage A Pussy
Hanging Sadam
Faster, She Said!
The Last Word
The Lord's Prayer
Dare You To UnWrap Me!
Are You...AFraid?
To Stop The Drip
All I Got Is Love For You
The newest in men's bathsuits
How To Get To Heaven
I'll Show You Heaven!
A Good, Old-Fashioned, Six-Shooter
I Wanna Rock And Roll All Night
Where The Rubber Meets The Road
Got Milk??
It's Not That I'm Happy...
Cheating in 2004
Put a Smile On Someones Face
The Wedding Diva
You're My Friend
The New Wife's Instructions
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